Funny Friday: Woman Engaged in Picnic Table Sex Charged With Adultery

It's a headline I never imagined I would write. Picnic table sex? Is this some sort of weird food porn? Nope, it's the gospel truth as told by the New York Daily News. (And if you can't believe them, who can you believe?)
Turns out a 41-year-old NYC woman got a little randy in a park...and out came her 29-year-old lover's "little randy". Though she insists that the nearby kids (I'm not making this up. I couldn't make this up!) couldn't possibly see her partner's privates in public, officers begged to differ and arrested her for public lewdness. But, in a rare instance, they also charged her with adultery, perhaps on behalf of publicly humiliated cuckolds everywhere.
And, though I think it's a bit...extreme (and, I suspect, a bit gender biased – I doubt a married man would have been charged with adultery, though I'm sure the public lewdness charge would stick), I can't help but smile just a bit. Let this show any potential adulterers that cheating might start out as a picnic at the park, but pretty soon charges are getting laid...not you.