Funny Friday: Your Post-Infidelity Valentine's Gift Giving Problem Solved

Thanks to BeachGirl for alerting me to this perfect Valentine's gift for the jerk in your life (even if that jerk-in-recovery isn't an ex and may never be).

Here's how the news item begins:

Looking to get yourself a present this Valentine's Day? The El Paso Zoo has you covered. It will name a cockroach after your ex and then feed it to a meerkat live on camera...

Read on for more.