Tell-the-Truth Tuesday: What Was Your Lowest "Pick-Me" Moment?

What have I done with my dignity?

There was some discussion recently here on BWC about just how pathetic our "pick-me" dance moves can get. Lynn Pain talked about gardening topless, which, frankly doesn't seem so much pathetic as badass and daring. To her, however, it felt humiliating.
So let's transform those feelings of humiliation into shared hilarity. Share your lowest "pick-me" moment.
The prize? Freeing yourself from shame. And having some giggles with us girls who know your pain.