Hiking the Appalachian Trail: The best/worst excuse your cheating spouse ever offered
History is replete with men caught with their pants down. While some manage to come forth with an excuse that's at least possible if not probable (eg. "hiking the Appalachian Trail"), others produce such whoppers that the only appropriate response is unbridled laughter – after pitching a stiletto at their head, of course.
This is your chance to submit the best/worst excuses you've ever heard. Hold nothing back. Bring