Funny Friday: Chocolate to Make You Feel Better (Duh!)

While chocolate has always soothed my soul, I veer toward fair-trade and organic. But there's a new chocolate on the block that boasts the promise of "optimal health and functioning at physical, emotional and mental levels, and in particular will enjoy an increased sense of energy, vigor and well-being for the benefit of all beings.”
Bring it on! I'm sure all of us could use some 'o' that.
How does Intentional Chocolate do it? The company's chocolate is infused with good intentions from advanced meditators, some, the Web site notes, who trained with the Dalai Lama. What's more, we eaters of Intentional Chocolate are promised that the chocolate is delivered with love. With might be more than your spouse is delivering these days.
Whether you believe or not, it's hard to go wrong with chocolate. And given that we're far too often the recipients these days of bad intentions ("I didn't mean it", "It just happened" "Insert asinine excuse here"), some good intentions might be a pleasant change...
Eat it up, ladies.